Death Tweets

My Favorite Death Related Tweets since September 2011

noratol Nora Tol 

Back from a heavy day (cremation). Certain songs are real tear jerkers in certain situations.

23 hours ago 

vashappeninbebs Gabby and Courtney 

3 years today since my grandpa died +they play his funeral song on dancing on ice ... Cant stop crying:'( :'( :'(

29 Jan 

theylovekey_ Keyona ♥ 

Wish I could go to the funeral.

27 Jan 

HonBenJp kachikwu benedict 

Death why?

27 Jan 

VeryRudeTweets Very Rude Tweets™ 

My boss died last week. I went to his funeral today but was asked to leave. Apparently taking photos & throwing confetti is for weddings.

27 Jan 

slovenlyyours Billie 

Really confused as to how Damien Hirst managed to get Zooey Deschanel sealed in a plexiglass vat of formaldehyde for his latest exhibit.

27 Jan 

matthewsaidwhat Matt Koviak 

This is going to sound morbid but I want a green burial. No embalming, no fancy casket. Just find a chill meadow and dig a hole. #whenidie

26 Jan 

koshycwcuy2 Koshy Warren 

I don't get the logic of going to the funeral home of a lady I met once who had 2 sets of eyebrows:(rEC

24 Jan 

ComedyTruth Funny Tweets 

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral.

20 Jan 

SabrienaLynn Sabriena Lynn 

My mom clapped during a funeral... Fml

12 Dec 

j_bruzual J Bruzual 

Was just at the funeral of a 16 year old girl, wouldn't it be a shame if all your stupidity and bullying caused another one? #ignorant

12 Dec 

3tdoan TT 

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@kam86cu WTF, who gets open casket post autopsy!? I'm organ donor + cremation. FYI.

12 Dec 

ResolutionCool ResolutionCool 

I'm not saying Chesham is boring but they don't bury the dead here, they just embalm them and sit them in Cafe Nero to make it look crowded

10 Dec 

magdaZINE Magda 

I love that there's a website called "The Daily Undertaker"dailyundertaker.com

9 Dec 

adtothebone Clayton Hove 

I'd choose cremation, but I'm lactose intolerant.

8 Dec 

BlowtheMind Blow The Mind 

Really thought this would be about fast food secrets. /RL RT@dailyundertaker: Serving the dead as a higher calling is.gd/gzGezz

5 Dec 

tiacc88 Sylvan Rose. 

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@i_far Balinese funerals are pretty full on especially when they do the cremation sleep well mate talk soon night xo

26 Nov 

Court_Williams2 Young Court 

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@samoan_redhead , Take Yo Ass To Sleep. You Mean Funeral

25 Nov 

elandesign Paul Smith 

Just been accosted by evangelists in the street outside the pub whilst on a wake after a humanist cremation. #hidingtonothing

11 Nov 

HeavyHustle_Rog Jesus Shuttlesworth 

finna go to my uncle funeral man R.I.P uncle markie!

3 Oct 

Aiormeeday Ayomide Adaranijo 

The light has turned green twice. But we can't move cuz a burial thingy is passing

1 Oct 

expatina Suzanne Munshower 

OMG! RT @pourmecoffee: When we lose a loved one, they are never really gone as long as we can shoot them from our guns.bit.ly/pkpSQ0

1 Oct 

Vah2424 Veronica 

Dying a slow death but dont come to my funeral if you're a bitch

17 Sep 

putneydm David Putney 

Picked up my cat's ashes from the vet. I suspect that pet cremation is a scam. Well, it would be if I ran it.

17 Sep