Yes, it's back again, more candid thoughts about death and funerals. The inane and selfish, the witty and the poignant; all honest human thoughts culled from Twitter.
SimplyMeAsMel Melanie
It's disgusting that people pour cremation remains
of their loved ones in beaches, like people swim in
there , sounds mean bt its true ...
of their loved ones in beaches, like people swim in
there , sounds mean bt its true ...
miss_l_ford Lyndsey Ford
@KatLikesJam burial or cremation? Either way,
would you like confetti cannons? Xxx
would you like confetti cannons? Xxx
__daniellekay danielle
Its sad that the only time all my dads cousins get
get together is when we have a family funeral or
tragic event.
get together is when we have a family funeral or
tragic event.
joemorton92 Joe Morton-Musik
I'm going out drinking around Newcastle after the funeral!
Everything always works out well.
Everything always works out well.
chelle_mcde chelle_mcde
There's a bag piper playing for the funeral at the funeral
home on my street.
home on my street.
PartyManThanks PartyManThanks
Now ya'll have to promise me if I die in my 40's ya'll have
to come to my funeral with copied tweets I said on twitter.
to come to my funeral with copied tweets I said on twitter.
AwwSoSchweet Schweet_Sh*t
Death is God's way of saying you're fired; Suicide is humans
way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. #ASSch
way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. #ASSch
SergioChicon sergio chicon
Ashes from a cremation look nothing like the ashes from a
newport - its looks like 10 pounds of broken teeth
#whattodow/myfathersashes
newport - its looks like 10 pounds of broken teeth
#whattodow/myfathersashes
AlmostHomeGroup Kathy Hatfield
When asked, "How do you do it?" a caregiver replied,
"Love gives me no choice."
"Love gives me no choice."
mceellis MC Ellis
Im definitely bout to walk out of this church we mite as
well had the funeral outside #imjustsayin
well had the funeral outside #imjustsayin
taiwanray Raymond Liu
every single ceremony has its special meaning. although
some r super emotional. especially the cremation one.
I can't hold it. RIP, grandpa.
some r super emotional. especially the cremation one.
I can't hold it. RIP, grandpa.
adambeaugh adambeaugh
Funeral went ok. I did pretty well until my sis talked. Not
a dry eye in the place. It was great seeing @ktday there.
a dry eye in the place. It was great seeing @ktday there.
StarFire2258 Sean Hollister
For a health care conference, there sure are a lot of TEDMED
guests speaking about the importance of death. Personally, I approve.
guests speaking about the importance of death. Personally, I approve.
SirZylenDawkins Zylen Dawkins
Just got back from Dick's Wings with the guys. Funeral
service was sad. I started crying when Mr.Cook cried,
that was too much.
service was sad. I started crying when Mr.Cook cried,
that was too much.
AdviceToWriters Jon Winokur
There are only two things to write about: life and death.
EDWARD ALBEE #writing
EDWARD ALBEE #writing
unkaps Susan Kaplan
Came home from LB's funeral. He was my
bio teacher, my sister's best friend's ex, my
daughter's best friend's dad. It was a fitting goodbye.
bio teacher, my sister's best friend's ex, my
daughter's best friend's dad. It was a fitting goodbye.
tracycjones tracycjones
Katy Perry just stole my cremation/put my ashes
into fireworks plan. The best form of flattery is imitation.
into fireworks plan. The best form of flattery is imitation.
mmMilla Diveka Milla
:( I never been to a funeral before... my parents always
made sure I stayed home
made sure I stayed home
